this is novela hour

All you need is love (and a few cuddles)

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Oct 31, 2011 16:22

WHO: Emi and Matthew
WHEN: [Backdated] Sunday night, October 24th
WHERE: Emi's apartment
WHAT: Just some good ol' disappointment-turned-comforting-turned-sleepover.

( That title is all Jess' fault. )

adorable is how we roll, "hanging out", oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, have some advice, status: complete, love hurts, all you need is love, mexico, here have some comfort, canada, this is novela hour, personal bubbles are good for you

The Adventures of the A.T.A.B Volume II!

noquieromorir wrote in lolocracy May 29, 2011 00:04

Who: Manny & Jo, Jo & Manny!
When: Sunday, 4am, after closing Chueca
Where: An IHOP
What: Two Awkward Turtle Awesome Bros have a heart-to-heart (or, quite possibly, a derp-to-derp) after work. Cheer up charms and bay-window Sunrises included.

He's gotta admit, it's been one hell of a long night.

( Action! Adventure! It's Awkward Turtle Adventure Bros Time with Manny and Jo! )

dj kwa!to in the morning, international house of derp, adorable is how we roll, sunrises, don't fall asleep!, awesome bros for short, manny the glitter king, advice, artsy fartsy, this is novela hour, allons-y!, this is normal shit, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, do you believe in maaagic?, this is your new name, south africa, johanna, this is relevant to my interests, emmanuel, this is madness, alas poor childe i knew him well..., i wanna take you to a gay bar, awkward turte awesome bros, this is how we do it in my country, bromances can have girls too, deep convo is good for the soul, derpage, sleepy breakfast, puerto rico, a non-date date, ain't nuthin' but a g thang, manny, this needs more gaga, all you need is love, this is called a frienddate, don't you know what a sunset is?, 4am pancakes, adventure time, this is how we do it on my island

Papa don't preach.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Apr 15, 2011 19:45

WHO: Jared, Emi, and Mr & Mrs. de León~
WHEN: [Backdated] April 14th, early Thursday evening.
WHERE: Charleston 4D.
WHAT: It's time for Jared to meet the parents. This will not surely go splendidly.

( Or at least don't kill my boyfriend. )

this shit just got real, status: incomplete, mexico's rice and beans, why do you want to know?, liar liar heart's on fire, is this real life?, 911 what's your emergency?, awkwardness: i has it, fuck my life, shut up and eat, i'm too old for this shit, gonna beat your ass, i will cut you, this is novela hour, south mexico, it's time for an intervention, meet the parents, holy water in your face, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, your mother, family dinner, iroquois nation, y u do dis?, it's not what you think, please don't kill me, oh snap!, history won't repeat this shit, blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol, awkward family moment, it's all just a coincidence!, gtfo of my house!

SEE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS-

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 00:35

WHO: Emiliano and Jiwa
WHEN: January 22, late Saturday morning.
WHERE: The Charleston
WHAT: Apparently, trying to hide the new bruises sustained after working out/a morning boxing session never goes well when the person you're trying to hide them from happens to be your girlfriend.

( ...o-oh, I've used the )

it's super effective!, helloooooooo nurse, awkwardness: i has it, don't try this at home, is it hot in here or is it just me, i wanna write you a love song, gonna beat your ass, i will break your spirit!, manry like a walnut, this is novela hour, south mexico, i'm too sexy for my shirt, it's time for an intervention, status: complete, it's pronounced 'aww-ngst', iroquois nation, y u do dis?, i can explain!, you look like shit, it's not what you think, bitch you made my girl cry, !event: genderbender week, p-p-poker face, i'm responsible i swear, oh hell naw, oh no this isn't angst right

Your Abbreviated Mirandas

missile_crisis wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 03:10

WHO: Liberty's one and only esexi y espici lady cop and the Kiwi that crossed her
WHEN: January 22nd, a bit after 1 AM (as known as Stupid O'Clock)
WHERE: A main thoroughfare and after that, who knows~
WHAT: The flash bastard (bitch?) flashed a little too brightly

( You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously. Just shut up. )

espici espanglish, no llores, status: incomplete, pepperspray: it's hot, my life is fail, badtouching, 911 what's your emergency?, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i will cut you, this is novela hour, we're so esexi, allons-y!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, mix-and-match, lesbi-win, meet señor taser, it's time for an intervention, o holy tags, 3 am time is sexy time, isn't that illegal?, my hips don't lie, yuri ftw, detention, you've got red on you, !event: genderbender week, handcuffs are hotcuffs, u gonna get raped, my job sucks, history won't repeat this shit, is time to get esexi, bitch just got stalked, this is madness, it's super effective!, this shit just got real, lady cop watchin' ju, it's time to nut up or shut up, my job rocks, puto this joto that, is this real life?, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, i don't care what these bitches say, the law is here!, we meet again officer, and remember: don't fuck it up, ur vital regions r mine, what are personal boundaries?, dat culo, it's a, you're an idiot, oh god get off me, thank god it's friday, cuba, unacceptable! all of this!, ust, stay in school kids, cooperate or i will cut you, there's this thing called murphy's law, it's all just a coincidence!, oh hell naw, lusting tiger horny dragon, new zealand

THIS TIME on Days of Our Patrols...

godsavemy wrote in lolocracy Oct 22, 2010 19:25

WHO: A Prefect, a Rule Breaker, and the Head Boy/Girl.
WHEN: Friday (October 22) After Hours
WHERE: Juuust outside of the Head Boy/Girl’s Quarters
WHAT: A patrol turned soap opera. Forbidden Romance! Caught in the Act! Betrayal! Siblings Torn Apart! Oh and some furrowed eyebrow action too, aw yeah.

( Also, a reevaluation of a certain favourite siblings list. )

this shit just got real, status: incomplete, india, do you believe in maaagic?, pantless party, england, it's not what you think, guy can't keep it in his pants, !event: harry potter, this never happened, the british are coming, awkward family moment, i hate you all, this is novela hour, new zealand

Time Warp for good old fashioned shenanigans

danskannabis wrote in lolocracy Oct 22, 2010 08:27

WHO: Kai, Søren, Sindre and Valdi
WHEN: Last Friday night, October 15th
WHERE: Sindre's Apartment
WHAT: Kai decides after much debate to follow Søren down the trellis to Sindre and Valdi's apartment. The usual Danish hijinks and chaos ensues, and an unexpected declaration of love?
RATING: PG-13, since it's the Danes. Rampant cursing is used.

( From the Little Mermaid, to a Norwegian museum.. )

where the hell am i?, status: dead, 1-900-brotalk, i hate you all, this is novela hour, puppies!, make it work, the danish inquisition, what are personal boundaries?, and how does that make you feel?, guy love between two danes, denmark, iceland, this thread just got awesome, norway, fristaden christiania, this never happened, i solemnly swear i am up to no good, not gay just cousins, bromance, alas poor childe i knew him well...

I need a drink.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Oct 05, 2010 12:11

WHO: Emi and Alfred
WHEN: Oct. 5th, Tuesday morning
WHERE: LU Library
WHAT: Tutoring-turned-bonding session. With angst and sudden, embarrassing revelations.

( Wait. That's what got us into this mess in the first place. )

can i has hug nao?, you have some 'splainin' to do, status: incomplete, my life is fail, guy can't keep it in his pants, fuck my life, 1-900-brotalk, this is novela hour, so what did happen, south mexico, it's time for an intervention, i know what you did last summer, espicy espanish lesson, and how does that make you feel?, it's pronounced 'aww-ngst', haters gonna hate, y u do dis?, bonding tiemz, you look like shit, bitch you made my girl cry, i must be emo, why do you want to know?, awkwardness: i has it, is this real life?, what are personal boundaries?, you all look the same anyways, it's not what you think, it's a, this never happened, mistaken identity, there's this thing called murphy's law, waaaangst, b-but i'm allergic to crying..., america, it's all completely innocent here, bromance

...Was breaking in really necessary?

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Sep 22, 2010 19:59

WHO: Natalia and Emiliana
WHEN: Sept. 22 - Sept. 24th/25th.
WHERE: The Charleston, 5A
WHAT: I'm pretty sure this is what some would consider a hostage situation.

( Because normal people would have gone out for coffe, you know. )

this shit just got real, she a crazy bitch, stop following me, tonight we dine in hell, fuck my life, i will cut you, who are you?!, this is novela hour, so what did happen, south mexico, belarus, you just went there, isn't that illegal?, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, status: complete, ...what are you doing in my house!?, haters gonna hate, please don't kill me, oh snap!, hello again, there's this thing called murphy's law, oh hell naw, bitch just got stalked

No, I don't want to see the backseat of your car.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Aug 16, 2010 21:17

WHO: Roma and Emi
WHEN: August 16th, Monday night
WHERE: Dos Llamas
WHAT: Someone doesn't know the meaning of "personal bubbles." Or understand proper employer-employee etiquette.
Rating: R for Roma's stupidity (and violence against nice cars).

( Now back off before I punch you in the crotch. )

fatality!, the italian rico suave, mexico's rice and beans, badtouching, stop following me, ancient rome, someone's gonna die today, gonna beat your ass, personal bubbles are good for you, this is novela hour, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, i'm too sexy for my shirt, fml, what are personal boundaries?, isn't that illegal?, dat culo, status: complete, y u do dis?, bitch you made my girl cry, my job sucks, is that a rocket in your pocket?, drama at the llama